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salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

by Dan Jones February 1, 2005

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Coming Up Miller

When good things or string of good events happen to you.

This phrase comes from a dude named Miller, no matter what, he always seems to have good luck.

Dude, I just got pulled over for speeding, and the cop let me go with a warning, every thing is coming up Miller!

Guy 1. This morning I found $100 on the side walk, then when I got to work, I got promoted!!! Can you believe that?!

Guy 2. At least it's coming up Miller for one of us....

by Dan Jones April 8, 2008

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