Falcowned

Obliterating your opposition when playing as the character Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

"I got five kills with Falco and you only managed to hit me once with DK, FALCOWNED!!!"

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Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

egoxicated

A portmaneau of ego and intoxicated.

Someone who has become drunk off of their ego and starts to believe they are better than others because of it.

"Having all that male attention has really made her egoxicated."

"He's so egoxicated just because he's loaded."