NTD

whenever you see at least 5 hot girls wearing thongs on one day and you think to yourself, "mmm, mm mm, mmm

Dude, it's NTD today. I saw like 7 hot chicks wearing thongs today. I almost had to go to the bathroom to jack off!

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parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

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