TVR

Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards

That TVR Cerbera Killed that Corvette Z06

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ultranerd4

A group of four people, Dan, Bob, Pawel, and Mike who are wicked smart. Actually, Bob, Pawel, and Mike aren't that smart but Dan is. The rest are just nerds. Ya, GIVE DAN MONEY!

Person 1: Hey, look, its the ultranerd4!
Person 2: Ya, Bob, Pawel, and Mike are big nerds, so lets eat them alive!
Person 3: Ya, but lets Give Dan Money!

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M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)

Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!

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sex change

1. When someone Surgically switchs their gender through complicated operations.

2. A skateboard trick where the skater does a normal kickflip as well as a 180 degree body varial all in one motion.

1. My lesbo sister is considering getting a sex change.

2. I did a Sex-change off my bro's kicker ramp.

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bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

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beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

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Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

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