llama pig

A replacement for any combination of cuss/swear words.
Best used in the presence of grandparents and overly sensitive adults.

E.g.

Mother Fucker
Fucking Bitch
Arse Hole
Shit Cunt.

"Oi that guy Blake is an absolute Llama Pig"

Pre-enjengalate

When someone topples the tower in a game of Jenga on the first move.

Person 1: "damn, Sam toppled the tower on his first go!"
Person 2: "he pre-enjengalated bro!"