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It's some big-educated word which just means 'already in', or 'the kahuna in power running e-{lr}-ection again'.
Pronounced "In-cum-Bent", because when you're "in",
you're "in"! The "cum" is for those who "bent", usually by electing you.
Channel 10 Reporter: In 2 words Ricky, what are your thoughts on the incumbent and the election?
Ricky: Fuck off!
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1) Getting a heart attack from doing sex, while being "hard".
2) Getting a boner for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.
You know that greasy fries are probably not good for you, as your father died from a "hard attack". So do you mind
if I finish eating them?
When I was young, I always got some "hard attacks" at school
just by looking at the girls. I hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since I had a huge bone showing through my pants.
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When a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.
Listen Bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-shit.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.
Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)
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An orgy involving Asian prostitutes exclusively.
I'm telling you, the Japanese really know how to party.
They pulled a Shangbang for the 72nd anniversary of their occupation of North China with more than 500 local Chinese hoes in a Zuhai Hotel, September 16 through 18, 2003.
Kato-San, did you tried all the hoes at the shangbang, or just concentrated exclusively on the fat one? You really liked to jello-pudding that big ho, didn't you?
When I die, I want go to "a shangbang"...
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Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
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