man tart

a guy who drives a maroon BA falcon and has a 5 o'clock shadow, usally has a name like brad or clancy, and sleeps till the crack of noon, without consequence. sleeps with women and animals at times of weakness. masturbating is the power of his will to live. do not disturbed during "the act" or bear the aftermath

look at that guy in that falcon , with all the sleepy looks, he must be a man tart

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