drunk resolution

When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution

Gay Teeth

The funny looking teeth many gay guys tend to have. Often used as a gay test. it can be hard to describe but when you look for them you will notice them.

Sam: wow look at that dude over there he hes gay.

Dean: how can you tell?

Sam: Because he has Gay Teeth!

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pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

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