danahy

A Shakespearian mastermind that will bestow upon you the knowledge of the gods themselves. Whether it is on how to properly use commas all the way to the history of the Mongolian empire. When in doubt seek danahy for she retains all knowledge of this mortal world. She did not learn such knowledge... no she was born with such knowledge for she is on her 1000000th reincarnation of this world. If you believe in god you are false for the only god is Danahy herself. Christianity was invented when she was bored, Buddhism was when she invented yoga. The day the world ends is the day we lack the knowledge of Danahy if you want this information for the god herself come and find her for she is not a mythical being but the collection of humanity.

Omg, your so intelligent you must be Danahy.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what history is?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: OMG so danahy

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