Dana

dana is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your whole life, she has that golden retriever perosnailty and you just can't resist but fall for her, she's a bully but a bully who's clingy to her victim, she's hilarious and has the best type of humor, she's the type of girl that lights up the whole room when she comes in, she's the friend who always cheers up everyone, she's the type of friend who people get upset when she has to go, if you have a dana you need to handle her as careful as you can due to dana being very sensitive, she makes a whole room happy with just one glimpse of her contagious laugh, she's the type of girl who you can trust with anything, the type of girl who you'd wanna marry, dana needs constant reassurance and compliments, and constant care and affection overall dana is a 11/10 girl to have and in the end you will be very very happy with the dana you have (disclaimer: mutliple mental issues, daddy issues, commitment issues, abandonment issues, attachment issues, thicc ass, perfect titties, thicc thighs, etc) side effects may include: confusion

guy 1: yo guess who im dating
guy 2: who
guy 1: dana
guy 2: DANA?? SHE'S LIKE THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER