sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

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wife breeding

When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.

I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."

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Female cul-de-sac

The extended area inside a woman’s vagina where larger penis’ have stretched out an area around the cervix. The void area deep inside a woman’s vagina, where the bottom has become difficult to reach.

My large cock found a home in her female cul-de-sac. I knew my wife had taken a lover when she had suddenly developed a female cul-de-sac. I can’t hit bottom in women with large female cul-de-sac.

Bull Riding

When a married woman has sex with her lover, boyfriend or date commonly referred to as a Bull. When a woman has sex with someone other than her husband, usually a larger virile or well hung male partner. Such a partner is referred to as her Bull.

My wife’s vagina was sore from bull riding last night.

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Cuckold Angst

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.

I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.