Botted the Gibbon

A variation on a old theme - alternative for
Screwed the Pooch

Dave really Botted the Gibbon on this years stats!

Bottywash

A warm, soapy, bottom washing ritual
where the wash-ee feels they are benefitting, when in fact the wash-er has deceived them with their cunning and then forced their will upon them

I wasn’t go to stay late at work but I got a Bottywash from the bosses

I only went for the free holiday but I got a Bottywash and now I own part of a timeshare