flaming yawn

this is a male, homosexual version of a blowjob with flamboyant pizzazz, and the touch and feel that only an adam's apple can provide.

Stephan asked Arturo if he was ready for some fellatio, and Arturo said that he was taking it to the next level and would provide him with a flaming yawn. Stephan replied "but we're vegan" and Arturo responded, "it's ok, I'll be the meat-eater tonight"

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saginaw slush puppy

A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise

little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy

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