Dameon

A large or irrepressible force that has somehow taken matrial form.Often found near natural disasters, and hence worshipped by the Aztecs as gods, pronounced "Oh!Shititsawme".

Some famous historical incarnations of Dameons include:
Chuck Norris
Godzilla
Krakatoa
The meteorite the killed the dinosaurs
Carcharodon megalodon

Witness:We tried to annex the next village, but a dameon struck. Nobody made it out alive.

Skeptic:Nobody?

Witness:Nobody

Skeptic:You are an idiot

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