Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.

Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.

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chkk-chkk

The sound a double-barreled shotgun makes as the rounds are chambered.

Hillbilly: "I don't need to know martial arts, I know chkk-chkk pow."

Outsider: "What's that?"

Another outsider, never heard from again.

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