Jolly Roger Salute

A close relative of the star spangled banner, the Jolly Roger salute, executed mostly while inebriated, occurs when a guy is giving it to a girl doggy style. On his signal, a friend sneaks out of the closet and ties a Jolly Roger flag around his neck. The guy in the sex act begins singing "Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me." This is a great move.

"Yo dude, Max Jolly Roger Saluted his bitch with the help of Sam the other night."

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Butter Juggler

A person who regularly pursues and engages in sexual activity with butter. faces and is a player about it.

e.g. "Ken was the biggest butter juggler in town, always bragging about his exploits and showing off body-only snaps"

batmaning

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.

"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"

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