Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.

* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."

Snapchat Order

First name alphabetical order. Organizing a list of people or names alphabetically based on the first letter of the first name like in the popular app "Snapchat".

George Smith: *reading team roster* "This is wrong; my name is before yours on the list."
Adam Jones: "Nah brah it's in snapchat order! "
George Smith: *Checking list again* "Oh. ...It's still wrong..."

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