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What you say when you don't know what to say
Can be written in many different ways, just spam a heap of random letters and if it feels right press send
Person A: Guess what?
Person B: What?
Person A: HE ASKED ME OUT!
Person B ( sad to be lonely but happy for them): sklrawliosicarlrghbljrlrarcklmnenlywloolll
Person A (EXTREMELY EXCITED): ahhhhhhhhdoueetigssfvnktdvjgghh
Spooning but with your heads at the foot end of the bed
A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts
You have a very majestic donga.
I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!
MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!
The shoe you grab to kill the spider/insect in a split second choice
Quick! Grab the speewoo! There's a spider in the kitchen!
You
You're such a failed abortion.
I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you
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Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.
When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works
A seagull, but for dumb people.
"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"