unconess

to fall over, stumble, trip constantly

Dani is filled with so much unconess

Fascally

The most awesome person in the entire world.

That girl is Fascally.

figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.