skin sauce

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)

Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”