nard

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.

he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.

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