daytime tv

a band of fartsacks that get naked on stage

when you fart and it sounds like music

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Gose

Gose is the word of love.
It means 'cuddle'.

Daniel likes to gose with people.

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Triple Helix

Can also be put together as TripleHelix so it flows nicely.
This sweet name was brewed up by me and my friend in biology a long time ago becaue we were discussing double helixes in it and then all the sudden i said "is there a such thing as a triple helix and my friend said that would be a cool name for a band" and i agreed, so I have used this name ever since SO NO ONE BETTER NOT JOCK ME

Sincerely, D.M.G.

TripleHelix will PWN YOU OMGWTFBBQ!!!XD

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vagina chips

potato chips

background: originated as a term to describe chips that have fallen down the front of a girl's jeans, but eventually came to mean all types of potato chips, whether they had fallen into the vagina or not.

I love those vagina chips along with my sandwich at lunch!

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Mat Night

What people in the West-Island call Devil's Night (the night before Halloween). It got it's name because people steal door mats and do switcheroos. It is also the night people go around TPing trees and other mischief is caused.

I woke up this morning after mat night and my doormat was missing. I found it the next week three blocks down.

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Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

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defenestrate

to throw out a window

Larry pissed me off, so I defenestrated him off the thirty-first floor. What a mess.

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