Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

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docious

Pronounced , doh-sh-us

When something is really cool

Shortened form - doche (doh-sh)

Dude, my lady friend is docious

Mary Poppins' bag is totally docious

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