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Daniel

Well Daniel as you can tell always has a massive penis and is always down for a bit of sexual contact here and there but if he loves a girl he will buy her a massive black dildo

Daniel- Hey Baby

Lindsey- You want nudes

Daniel- Yes
Lindsey- Enjoy
Then they live happily for the rest of their lives

by Daniel Elliot June 18, 2019


Chummin' the waters

Excreting feces which has the characteristics of beef stew or chili; usually feces lacks substance and solidity.

"I need to go chum the waters"

"Why did he go to the bathroom?"
"He's chummin' the waters."

by Daniel Elliot November 19, 2006

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