mozilla

Quite possibly the most shittacular browser you may find on this fair interweb. Mozilla Firefox is a slightly better than a kick in the teeth. But only very slightly mind you. For all the woes that firefox may cause, one may try the highly effective, highly sexy Opera browser.

Jim: Oh noes! I can't download any porn and game demos with my shitty mozilla browser.

Russ: Might I suggest the Opera browser? Relatively speaking, it owns firefoxe's ass.

Jim: True dat

Russ: Fuck yeah!

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Nintendo DS Lite

Pure sexiness. Infact it is an essance so sexy, that you could bottle it, then sell it to a french monarch at a price of 80 francs.

French Monarch: Sacre bleu! c'est l'odeur très sexé du Nintendo DS Lite!

Daniel: Yes, I do enjoy your countries prostitutes as well as your fine cheese.

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Gohzeera

Also known as Godzilla. Although it sometimes comes out this way, if you are by chance an actor in the 1954 film by the same name.

*incoherent electronic screaming sound*

Japanese Scientist: "It's Gohzeera!"

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falafel

Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)

Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)

Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?

Marissa: Falafels, clearly.

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