space hoppers

Over full testacles, resulting from sexual deprivation

I've got nads like space hoppers (Asquith, 2005)

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a princess leia

An all-day drinking binge; an "all dayer"

I'll probably have a couple of princess leias on my holiday (Delany, 2005)

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woe jousting

Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.

The new acquaintances were woe jousting over a beer.

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muffin curl

The roll of flesh that appears over the waistband of a tight pair of trousers / skirt. Akin to the overhang out of the top of a muffin case.

I know I don't look fat but my fucking trousers are tight and I've got a right old muffin curl going on (Asquith, 2005)

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