Ass Elf

A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female

An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."

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