Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

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Maynard James Keenan

The God of my religion...music.

I worship Maynard James Keenan.

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Man-Boob-Syndrome (MBS)

this is a highly contagious and awful disease wich starts in the pectorals and makes them grow to resemble a womans chest...fellas if uve been feelin "bouncy" lately....go get a bra!

INsult: o go fondle you man boobs! (sca kids do not steal~!)

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cock smocker

a guy who like dick

Shayne and Matt are cock smockers

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appachu

means no way, or not real, or you told him.

Comes form the words ahhh and phhh.
Ahhh is the word that comes out like unfair.
Phhh is the releasing of air from the chest after the ahhh.

Bob: Hey Bill, wasn't that test hard?

Bill: Appachu!

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Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

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SWEET

saying someone is nice...awesume!...saying something is sweet to the taste... a beloved person.. . fine...something pleasing to the mind or feeling

-Dayum he gotta sweet ass!
-That cookie sure was sweet!
-You're soo sweet!

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