Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt

O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!