Daniy

No ones dick can get any bigger than this honestly! A romantic Greek god in the morning and a sex god at night. He will pleasure all your holes with the size of his penis. His hands will drive you crazy, until the point were it looks like an exorcism! His flawless skin complexion and his godly looks and physique will leave any girl rendered speechless. Any girl with a friend named Daniy, should get in before its too late ;)

I need a Daniy in my life so he can fulfil my dreams.

marg

a) the sound a giraffe makes; b) sometimes used in place of the word giraffe

A) "Marg!" said the giraffe.

The giraffe marged excitedly when it saw the zoo keeper coming with a bundle of leaves.

B) Look at the beautiful marg over there; i bet it wants to be my friend.

A+B) The marging of the margs sounds magical.

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baby shit

NOUN: A yellowish/greenish brown substance with the consistency of a chocolate milkshake which occurs when motor oil and engine coolant/antifreeze mix together. One may discover baby shit on one's dipstick after blowing a head gasket or wearing a hole in one's front cover. Termed because it resembles actually newborn baby fecal matter. May also be called a milkshake.

At first when I discovered the baby shit on my dipstick, I thought I blew my head gasket, but it turns out my timing chain bracket broke, over time allowing the timing chain to wear a hole in the front cover of my s13. I was angry and sad. I cried.

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