istg

I Swear to God. Promising

She asked him out, istg!!!

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quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

jawnover

When you do too many painkillers, such as 30mg Roxicodone (jawns) and still feel high/sick in the morning.

Damn Ian I bumped out one or 2 many jawns last night and I'm suffering from a nasty jawnover. I need a jawn to cure me.

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uhap

You have a problem.

OMG WTF UHAP BITCH. DONT shit in my salad!!!!

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