Harambe

An innocent gorilla who was brutally murdered with a bullet to the head and chopped up into little pieces where those pieces were imported to Cuba. After being submitted, he was then handed over to King Arthur's prime minister, Pvt. Clubby McWank Fist, who in a desperate attempt to Resurect Harambe, planted him in a secret forest in Nepal, in hopes of Harambe flowers sprouting and giving him new life, but to no avail.

News Reporter and gorillaologist, Killer Keemstar has done many years of research and has found out this part of Harambe's life cycle. "He will come back to life in an alternate life-form and wreak havoc and will become the new king of memes" says Keem. The last reported incident of this event incurring was well over 29 years ago.

"Did you hear about that gorilla that got sniped all because some dumb bitch wasn't watching her kid?"

"Harambe... Rigor Mortis Seise Mortési Mbabane"

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