Parsec

Part of a second

Mcree main: I could quickshot those noobs in half a parsec!
Hanzo main: prove it.
*mcree uses high noon*

Idiophobe

Someone who is either afraid or extremely dislikes incompetent dibwads. Including but not limited to; flat-earthers, fat acceptancers, pastafarianists, (modern)feminists, etc.

Person 1: hey, isn’t that Derek? I heard he’s a flat-earther.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.