Born to be gay day

Everyone born on november 12 must turn gay at their 17th birthday.

Mark: "Daniel is going to turn gay tomorrow."
Joseph: "What?"
Mark: "He was born in november 12."
Joseph: "oh right, that's the born to be gay day."

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National Gay Day

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.

Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.

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