electricity mouth

When someone's mouth is so moist it sounds like electricity. Or when you rub against an old tv.

Friend: *electricity noise* "So basically I said..."
Me: "Bitch if you don't shut yo old electricity mouth ass up!"

Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

“Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

hyp-hoe-crite

(noun) a hoe that can’t compare because she doesn’t compete

Becky is such a hyp-hoe-crite. She’s mad I wore booty shorts because she has a cottage cheese butt.