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I spent the whole afternoon stresslaxing, lounging on the couch but feeling too guilty about my unfinished tasks to actually relax.
I sat stresslaxing watching a Netflix series all evening to help me chill before my exam. It just made me more nervous.
The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
Someone who prolifically procrastinates yet somehow gets things done. A functioning procrastinator.
Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!
Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.
(a fusion of joy and happy): when you are happy because someone else is happy, also called sympathetic joy. Other languages have a word for it already, e.g. mudita in Sanskrit
Look at the happy couple. Aren't they great? It makes me feel so joppy.
Fusion of the words âfreebieâ and âgreedyâ. Used to describe someone who tries to get as many freebies as possible e.g. at a conference or trade fair.
She came back with loads of stuff from the trade fair - she's so freedy.
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An idiot on a bicycle - someone cycling and phoning at the same time without their hands on the handlebars and going through a red light or two generally causing chaos and neglecting all known traffic laws.
Look at that bidiot over there. I hope he falls of his damn bike and smashes his phone.
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Describes the sensation one feels when being woken up from a dream after dreaming about falling/tumbling.
I was having a funny dream there and now you have drumbled me.
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