Ape Nuts

What my room-mate eats when I white-out the "G" on his box of Grape Nuts

Dude Brian, you know you got Ape Nuts in your mouth?

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POV on the whole sitch

A shortened and very lame way of saying, "Point of view on the whole situation." It is lifted from the movie Slackers, when Cool Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) is talking to the female lead and being generally annoying, as he is the entire movie.

I just wanted a girls POV on the whole sitch...

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cafetorium

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

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black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

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pwn'd

having "the suck" orginally from a mistake made by warcraft. Associated with owned, same meaning

Ha ha! pwn'd!
Pawnination

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there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

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