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Imused

Verb. To be Imused is to be fired or severely punished over something trivial or marginally offensive. First coined when MSNBC and CBS Radio fired the veteran radio talk-show host after he claimed that the Rutger's women's basketball team were a bunch of "nappy-headed ho's". America responded with outrage. Although Imus' words were brazenly racist and stupid, his firing over such a trivial phrase speaks to America's white guilt and intolerance of any slights against minorities, even when spoken facetiously.

Billy was Imused from the varsity team after loudly proclaiming that the opposing team played like a bunch of girls. A female onlooker was offended, and complained to school administrators.

by Danno Chuchiak April 12, 2007

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


New Day Co-op

A cooperative movement started by Stringer Bell and Proposition Joe in HBO's The Wire. The New Day Co-op is a loose coalition of drug dealers in Baltimore, MD, who share profits, protection, product, and turf. Stringer and Prop Joe realized that if the gangs stop killing each other over corners and drugs, there will be more money to go around for everyone with less bodies dropping, and thus less police attention.

The New Day Co-op gets the pure stuff from the Greek.

by Danno Chuchiak April 12, 2007

53πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Scatch

Playing catch with shit. Scat + Catch = Scatch. Typically played in prisons and jails in America, usually with guards who don't know they're playing until it's too late.

The Guantanamo inmate did not care for baseball, but often played a little scatch with the guards.

by Danno Chuchiak April 10, 2007

14πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


STDenial

Noun. The state of being in denial about one's sexually transmited diseases.

Convincing herself that the bumps were merely razor burn, Susie was in STDenial.

by Danno Chuchiak April 11, 2007

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lavender

Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."

by Danno Chuchiak April 17, 2007

154πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Lavender

Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is purely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."

by Danno Chuchiak April 11, 2007

40πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


South Park

Perhaps the greatest satire of American culture ever.

Mrs. Garrison: "I don't even know how lesbians make love... unless you like, scissors or something."
South Park, April 2007

by Danno Chuchiak April 12, 2007

101πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž