Compton hole punch

The act of shooting a living thing, usually a person, and sexually penetrating the bullet hole.

"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."

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bombing

1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.

2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.

1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"

2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"

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straight

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.

"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."

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gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

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tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.

"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."

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Boredeo

Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.

"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"

dodgy

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.

"Ehhh, I dunno, that piece is pretty dodgy. It's all rusty, hasn't been used in a few decades, it might fall apart."

"Smuggling ganja out of Mendocino could get some tall dollars, but it's a dodgy scam, the cops proly bust people for that all the time."

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