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Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.
After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.
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The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books
DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."
DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."
*BRIEF PAUSE*
DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."
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1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.
2. Drone penis
1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a beeรขยยs dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.
2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.
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Talking without cause or reason... Seems like talking just so you can hear yourself.
"If you don't stop yabbin I'm gonna kick your ass!"
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Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.
A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
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Mind-boggling cleavage of unrealistic proportions that will never be encountered or experienced in the everyday, merely seen thanks to a particular medium. Impossicleavage is an example of the hyperreal and, by and large, is a construct rather than a naturally occurring state of boob.
Dude 1 - Facebook's sidebar ads for dating and singles sites seem to feature an inordinate amount of impossicleavage.
Dude 2 - I concur. Let us conduct exhaustive research.
Dude 1 - Capital.
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