smace

the phenomenon that occurs when a person with a normal size head has an unusually small face. It may or may not looked smooshed.

Damn bro, your girlfriend is cute but her smace looks like it belongs on a keebler elf.

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shliquid

(n.) The moist, diarrhea-like substance that accidentally shoots out of one's anus during a shart.

Unfortunately, Eugene was wearing shorts, so after he sharted, everyone could see the shliquid running down his legs.

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