Bulber

A person who travels around suburban areas and subdivisions at night around Christmas to gaze at other people's outdoor Christmas light displays on their homes and around their yards. When word gets around that a particular house is highly festooned with a large, elaborate display (sometimes even synchronized to music that can be heard by tuning to a short-range FM radio frequency within close vicinity of said house), traffic congestion will often result. These people are similar to leafers.

Person 1: "Boy, the Griswolds sure have one hell of a Christmas light display this year!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but look at all the bulbers who have come out to look at it!"

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Sausage train

A group of males all walking together with each other, usually in single file.

When I saw six people entering the restaurant and going towards their table I didn't see one woman; it was a sausage train.

Jehovah's Witnesses Zone

A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.

Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?

Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.

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