Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

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Mainehole

Somebody who is from Maine and who drives as thoughtlessly and rudely as a Masshole while venturing in another New England state.

Those god damn inbred Maineholes don't even know what the term right of way means.

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wooder

1) The dude with no teeth, plaid shirt, and a '78 pickup that rich New Yorkers have the misfortune of occasionally encountering en route to their posh ski home in Vermont.

2) A native Vermonter

"Mummy, I don't think those wooders should be allowed near the ski mountain"

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Yellowteeth

The pureblooded British population.

"The Yellowteeth produce some of the ugliest girls but also some of the best beer, music and automobiles. Where do they get their inspiration?"

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Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

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swangit

Very slang term used for some one who is super ugly. (Filipino)

Contraction of Super and Pangit (Ugly in Filipino) plus a W in the middle.

I can't believe you kissed Dingdong he is so swangit naman

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naman

A word added to the end of a sentence to stress your statement. Accent is on the second syllable.

California is full of Filipinos naman.

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