The North Face

The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually F.O.B.(fresh off boat) and of Asian decent, but not necessarily.

The brand of clothing is usually accompanied by a Ghotti blow out, Zippo lighters and a phone designed for construction workers-Nextels.
These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, Goths, tourist and Jews.

People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hypnotize themselves into believing that everyone’s just jealous and everyone’s too poor to afford this brand of clothing.

If you take that The north face jacket you'll look less fobby than you are

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The North Face

The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually F.O.B.(fresh off boat) and of asian decent, but not necessarily.The brand of clothing is usually accompanied by a ghotti blow out, Zippo lighters and a phone designed for construction workers-nextels.

These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, goths, tourist and jews.

People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hynotize themselves into believing that everyones just jealous and everyones too poor to afford this brand of clothing.

You know what your doing? You're wearing the badge of fobbiness, take The North Face off!

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