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A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.
Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!
A person whom, whilst partying; will very shadily duck out of a crowd in order to purge- the intention being to return to the crowd unnoticed
Soop, you're such a fucking side-puker!
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to be willingly and knowingly filled with jizz by another person or animal
A mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of New York City which most likely comes from A/C units but could also be a multitude of other strange liquids including but not limited to semen, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.
"Aw, man! Just got some city jizz on my face. Fuck, do I hate NYC."
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