les stroud

A scrawny Canadian bitch-man who stars in the lack-luster televison show "survivorman". Les, like all canadians is a paper tiger elephant toucher who tells lies and jokes with no punch-lines. late at night Les can be found sleeping in his log cabin day-bed dreaming about what it would be like to be Bear Grylls. He knows Bear is superior in all ways, and constantly aspires to be Mr. Grylls. Further more, Les Stroud likes the black jellybeans making him an outcast to his family and co-workers.

Dan: yo sen, did u catch that new "survivorman" starring Les Stroud?

Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."

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