Jasper: whatâs up
Ben: I stole some skittles
Jasper: Gimme Gimme
Where they package your hopes and dreams into shitty food and sell them for $2.99
Person #1: I canât believe McDonalds made me get fat!
Person #2: Yeah, itâs totally alllll their fault.
Person #1: I know! Iâll sue them!
Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?
âIâm suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.â