18

The age you're waiting for your girlfriend to turn.

"Broo Jessica's birthday is coming up right? She's turning 18?"

"Yeah man finally, we've been dating for 3 years now, it's about time I lose my virginity, I'm god damn 23 years old."

Jessica to her best friend: "When do you think I should tell him that I want to wait until marriage?"

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Wussification

The process of becoming a wimp and a pussy, also known as a wussy.

The wussification of America is still in the early stages and can be stopped if we act quick. This is an ongoing problem that has been developing among many American males. Instead of getting outside and playing sports, they are inside playing video games day dreamin about the next PlayStation console. Instead of drinking Cognac, Wiskey and IPA's, they are sipping on Strawberry Truly's, Mango Bubbly's and Mimosas. Instead of heading to the bar to pick up some mami's, they are netflix and chilling with their girlfriend Jill. Someone please teach these poor millennial men what manly activities are again so all the beautiful women do not move to Russia.

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Mickey Cobbler

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.

"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"

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Skin Candy

A word usually used by females that refers to a mans hog.

Girls Locker Room Talk:

Stacy: "Omg, did you see Jimmy's skin candy!? I could see it through his pants!"

Shaniqua: "I didnt! I was more focused on Tyrone's, I'm more of a king size snickers gal!"

Hannah: "Hey Franchesca, how did things go with you and Trey last night!?"

Franchesca: "Lets just say I had my fingers on his butterfinger and it didn't take long until he starbursted!"

Numbiez

Plural word for girls phone numbers.

"Damn broo I saw you macking on those bitties over there, you get any numbiez!?"

"Dawggg it was like taking candy from a baby, got so many numbiez my phone is low on hard drive space."

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OT

The abbreviation for overtime which is code word for having sex. This can be usefull when the boys want to have a conversation in the office without violating HR policies and remain stealthy.

Eric: "Yooo bro how was your weekend!? Put in a lot of OT!?"

Jimmy: "You already know I did brotha!"

Jessica to Sarah: "Jeez Eric and Jimmy are always talking about OT, it's weird though I'm usually here on the weekends and I never see them in the office."

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Engram Tax

When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram

Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to add Engram Tax