C.R.E.A.M

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

h0LyMaN: Dude, what's CREAM?
DannyTheMan_TR: Well dude, last night I was touching myself thinking of your mother and OMG! CREAM, CREAM, CREAM!
h0LyMaN: No, C.R.E.A.M
DannyTheMan_TR: Cash Rules Everything Around Me, retard

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Falah

ÝáÇÍ Arabic for 'Success'

I'm so Falah. It makes you cry to see me smoke $100 which I could use give your mum to get her off food stamps...my bad

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Cruelty

1) See a nervous wreck on a plane, suggesting how bad she is at flying then being mean enough to walk past and say "Holy shit dude, did you smell the pilots breathe? Fuck... he's DRUNK".

2) Strapping a bomb to the back of a wheelchair and shouting "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Me and Wilson were cruel bastards whilst in Turkey.

Ffs, so hard to fit Cruelty into a sentence...

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devil's feta

Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"

Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath