Levi Love

(V/N) An episode of dry humping during which both parties don a pair of denim jeans. The act is known for its high degree of discomfort and has been linked to severe genital scabbing.

Syn: Sparking Zippers

(In a public restroom)
Guy at urinal 1: OW!
Guy at urinal 2: What?
urinal 1: Levi Love.
urinal 2: Say no more.

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Ghost DJ

The paranormal incarnation of interfering iTrip signals

Radio: Blame it on the black star...psshhhhhhhhh.... hold me now, I'm six feet from the edge...

Desmond: That's the best part, why'd you change the song?

Rocky: Guy, I love that song just as much as you do. It's a Ghost DJ... (gestures to the frat bros high-fiving in the white tacoma one lane over)

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Footquake

The subtle bouncing produced throughout a room by a nervously oscillating foot; most common in college testing centers and medical waiting rooms

I totally bombed that quiz.

Me too. Tyson's footquake was like a 7.3 on the Richter Scale. I couldn't begin to concentrate.

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